Price for one year "old-school" full membership (5th class): just $15. A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR YOUR SANITY!!!
Price to join "newer-school" internet-only (9th class): FREE

Fill out the following form and press SUBMIT! Yes, you will SUBMIT to the C.O.G.!!!! Mwaahahahahaha

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Favorite C.O.G. Song:	All I Wanna Do Is You Android Woman Bikeman Bite Me Black Plague Born in the South Bow 2 Me Brain Wrap Brain Wrap Bucket O' Blood Dance or Die Dance Or Die Death to the Angel of Death Destroy Old Things Die Barney Die Everyone Dies (But Me) Farganargle Funky Fresh Guitar Annihilation 2001 I Have the Power I Scream I Think Therefore I Rock It's Morally Wrong Just a Drumbot Krakatoa Krazed Archer Lab Coat Lab Girl LoBoToMy LoveKill M.I.L.K. Mallet of Metal March of the Skaletons March of the Skeletons Placebo! Rabbid Reach Out and Touch the Hand Science Fight Science Party Showerhead Slayride So Confuse The Creep Too Many Atoms What a Friend We Have in Cthulu Why Do We Do It Yer Dawg Iz Ded Zombie Apocalypse BBQ
Favorite C.O.G. Character:	Dr. A Pentatonic (fake) Dr. A Pentatonic (real) Dr. Cornelius Smerlington Dr. Formelda Hyde-Pinkerton Dr. Harry A Rachnid Dr. Ivan Stroganoff Dr. Lester McLummox Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III Dr. Procyon Lotor Dr. R. Mondo Payne Dr. Wolfgang A. Wissenschaft Dr. Z Drumbot Filbert W. Snodgrass, junior scientist in training Lab Girl (original) Lab Girl Elsa Von Fooktoffen Lab Girl Trixie de Havilland Lab Girl Anne Thrax Lab Tech Remy Dee Major Max D. Struction Prof S. Chronotis
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